Jesus Was a Surfer
Jesus was a surfer!
That’s how he could walk on water.
And if the Pope don’t know,
It just goes that show,
He don’t know all that’s holy water!
Cause surfers walk on water
And under water even human beings can fly.
Some people may just call this swimming
So here’s my dolphin friends come to tell you why!
Cause dolphins are whales
And whales are mammals
And mammals used to walk on land
Before they learned how to fly
Beneath the sea!
Ya see?
Everybody swim!
Return., Return! –To the Sea!
Swim swim swim