Surfgasm
Surfgasm! Surfgasm! Riding that wave to sexual spasm!
Surfgasm! Riding the wave, all the way home now!
Surfgasm! Surfgasm! Riding that wave to sexual spasm!
Surfgasm! Riding the wave, all the way home now!
You were wet you were wild , you were ready to go yeah.
It was big it was clean winds were blowing offshore yeah
You paddled in with a grin, going with the flow yeah!
You made the pop, made the drop, bottom turn won’t throw ya!
Surfgasm! Surfgasm! Riding that wave to sexual spasm!
Surfgasm! Riding the wave, all the way home now!
Home , take me home…..ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jesus Was a Surfer
Jesus was a surfer
That’s why he walked on water
And if the Pope don’t know
It just goes that show
He don’t know what’s holy water!
Cause surfers walk on water
And under water human beings can fly
Some people just call it swimming
But let the dolphins come tell you why!
Beat-N-the System
The wheel was invented about a million BC
And has been rolling right long throught out the history
IT took a cow with a plow to make a man’s food
It took a man with a plan to make the tool
There’s a beat in the system
A beat in the system for ya
You could be beat in(g) the system
Youy could be beat in(g) the system too
Well things were moving kind of slow or rather at a slow rate
Until the Rennaisance made everybdy want to be great
The things we have are not half of the things that will be what we will have with the help of our technologies
Gallileo rolled his balls down an inclined plane
And then he dropped them off a tower to see if they fell the same
But it was Newton who was shooting for the general Law
It was he who first saw the law that made them all fall
Waygdai (Bush Song)
The government’s let the freedom run from the tires of the USA
You don’t look so surprised my friend but be careful what you say
For if you start a ruckus a terrorist you will be
and in the eyes of the Homeland, you’ll be rounded up for security, purposes.
The Patriot Act provides that we haven’t any rights.
So just like in Soviet Russia, they’ll come and getcha in the quiet of night.
There’ll be no explanation, no protest or a fight
Of course this might cause wonder as to what’s happened to your Bill of Rights.
What are you gonna do about it?!
Our democracy has been murdered and the government’s corrupt.
They say it’s for our own good but you know we just been…
What are you gonna Do about it?!
DieBold made good its promises on the last election day.
Nevermind all the long lines in poor neighborhoods aimed to steer all them folks away.
The other guy had plenty of votes, all told enough to win.
But there ain’t no competin with a guy whose been cheatin with a preprogrammed algorithm.
That’s “algorithm” not “Al Gore rhythm”.
What are you gonna Do about it?!
They had a problem over there in the Ukraine
where some other feller claimed he’d won
The people took to their feet and took over the streets
And the real winner said, “Listen, Son”
Now I’m no expert in these matters
but its plain for me to see
That in this breakaway Soviet Republic
Them folks love their democracy more than we
What are you gonna Do about it?!
Our democracy has been murdered and the government’s corrupt.
They say it’s for our own good but you know we just been…
What are you gonna Do about it?!
You tell me you’ve been listening to talk show radio and watching Fox
And that you were too busy working and watching them Yankees play Red Sox
With the weapons of mass destruction that our enemies have up their sleaves,
It’s a shame we’re fightin in their oil fields but since we’re there we just can’t leave.
What are you gonna Do about it?!
Our democracy has been murdered and the government’s corrupt.
They say it’s for our own good but you know we just been…
What are you gonna Do about it?!
I know what I’m going to do about it…
Don’t worry, Keep Shopping
Evangelists
Evangelists claim you can tell right from wrong without a moral compass
That’s revealed to us through an ancient book wrote by Moses
That was told to him on a mountain top by a burning bush.
Georgie Bush fell down upon his knees after doing deeds that would make you blush
There ain’t nothing funny bout the job on the country done’fore he left office
There’s no telling my brother if we’ll ever recover, so God bless us
REFRAIN
And it seems our great country of ours has gone and Lost its mighty way ( again)
And this ship of fools has been led down some Wayward primrose path
Its political system no longer represents the values Of its citizens
Which is a good thing because the values of most citizens runs Somewhat beyond the pale.
While special interests reap special interest and the truth is Hidden behind a vale!
By a homogenous media of television , newspapers and Talk show radio.
Who are, no surprise here, owned privately by a few individuals and Fortune 5 , Hundred companies!
But I’m not telling you anything you
Don’t already KNOW!
Tele- Evangelists say you can’t get to heaven drinking Jack number 7 w/out Jesus
And a tax free donation aimed to spread Creation from sea to shining sea
All you needs to know the good book will show you and then we’ll see
The U S of A, a land of milk and honey driven by the money from folks like you and me.
We’re a spiritual nation keeping back the inflation. Sit back we’ll lead the way!
A Shrinking world we’ll watch over til the Chinese take over! On the Judgment Day!
REFRAIN
Evangelists claim you can tell right from wrong without a moral compass
That’s revealed to us through an ancient book wrote by Moses
That was sold to him on a mountain top by a burning bush.
Ganga Man
Him plant a seed
And watch oit grow
When he smoke that weed
His problems go
They go down the hall
And out the door
Around the wall
Need say no more
Ganga
Give me that T
THC
Yeah yeah
I ask him why you smok
He said, “Why you don’t?”
I said, “maybe I don’t feel like it.”
He said, “well there you go.”
Different smokes
For different folks
But when your God Jah smokes
You hold this and I’ll roll
Refrain
He rolled it on up
And he smoked it on down
Left with a smile on his face
Without a trace of a frown
His eyes are read
And his feet are bare
His hair is dread
But his SINSE is there
REFRAIN
L’il Country
My little sister is my daughter, she got funny squinting eyes.
She’s been husking corncobs, should of been back by nine.
Grandmas in the kitchen, fixing her possum pudding pie.
She knows I like my chicken – southern fried
Grandpas been running moonshine, hope the sheriff don’t find the still.
The last ones in the hog trough, I think his name was bill.
Cousin Eugene’s in the basement, he don’t see the light of day.
He’s a little disturbed you know, he don’t come out to play. No!
The sheep’s are in their booties, down by the riverside.
Little knee high’s been pleasing the hound dog and pappies going to tan his hide.
Uncle Jessie sits on the front porch, with his best friend in his hand.
Goober’s hit the big time way off in TV land
There’s a little country in everyone, there’s a little country in you!
Popular Song
Popular song it’s the popular song!
You can’t go wrong with the popular song!
Popular song it’s the popular song!
The girls all cry for the popular song.
It may be a lie and it may be all wrong but
You can’t go wrong with the popular song!
No you can’t go wrong with the popular song!
You came to the concert to see your favorite band
And you paid for ticket like any loyal fan.
You stand in the audience with your cell phone light on
As you wait for them to play your favorite popular song.
Original material is all fine and good
But only popular songs sound like you knew they would.
They have a new album but you couldn’t care less
Cuz it’s the popular song that to you sounds the best!
Kah plock Kha PlocK, Ge breece Ge Breece
Mmmm Bagus Gimmee Jiggy-Jig!
Kah plock Kha PlocK, Ge breece Ge Breece
Mmmm Bagus Gimmee Jiggy-Jig!
You’re all proud and happy and you know you’re not dumb
Cuz they played every song just like the album.
You tell to all your friends how the concert was cool
And how the popular song is still the song that RULES!
Spiritual Boneyard
The wheel was invented about a million BC
And has been rolling right long throught out the history
IT took a cow with a plow to make a man’s food
It took a man with a plan to make the tool
There’s a beat in the system
A beat in the system for ya
You could be beat in(g) the system
Youy could be beat in(g) the system too
Well things were moving kind of slow or rather at a slow rate
Until the Rennaisance made everybdy want to be great
The things we have are not half of the things that will be what we will have with the help of our technologies
Gallileo rolled his balls down an inclined plane
And then he dropped them off a tower to see if they fell the same
But it was Newton who was shooting for the general Law
It was he who first saw the law that made them all fall