Japcorps of the Eighties

Benjamin Franklin green eyes
Their fathers' well endowed
Their boyfriends are real sweethearts
To treat them they know how
They have flourescent barretts
Pinned in their poodle hair
Yellow Pink green orange
There's some over there!

Oh my Gawwwd cries them!
They're from LooongGGGIIIsland, Jersey too!
In Bloomingdales you can find them
Fort Lauderdale is what shines, centers too!

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They like to stick together
Like no one but themselves
Won't give it up til marrage
Do what their old man tells
They follow the latest fashions
Their brand of jeans is Guess
So when they go out shopping
They whorship nothing less!

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So with their faces painted
They're all uptight to go
With procaine up their noses
Can't tell it from real blow
And then they go off dancing
Off to see the show
They listen to Madonna
Real music ain't disco

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Japcorps of the eighties

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