We sit we watch the passing fads
We fo through time and think that we are bad
Some try and wtire the songs that make us sad
Fuck that let’s drink cuz we’re the Hapless lads

Cuz we’re the Hapless lads
And we’re hapless
Cuz we’re the Hapless lads
And we’re hapless

It doesn’t matter if its rum or vodka
As long as you can drink up a lotsa
If you wake up and there’s a bottle around ya
You can be sure the Hapless Lads have found you!

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We came to college to act real smart
We said, “Hey, it ‘ll be great start.”
People think we’re gonna play the part
But we are losers with more liver than heart!

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